Shocking News! (Not Really) Rodgers Re-signs with Green Bay.... Puke Everywhere

 

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And there it is..... after a year long charade and cryptic messaging Aaron Rodgers ultimately elected to re-sign with the Green Bay Packers due to his loyalty to the organization. It had nothing to do with a $200 million dollar with $153 million guaranteed I'm sure. Aaron has time and time again said this whole fiasco wasn't about the money and to sign a contract this small in magnitude really proved his point. What an asshole. Of course it was all about money. Principles get thrown out of the window when they slap $200 million dollars in your face, so just save it Rodgers. Go get vaccinated maybe. 

I'm extremely bitter but not surprised in the slightest. Did you really think Rodgers was going to miss out on further opportunities to smoke my Bears twice a year? Absolutely not, this was his plan all along. Create a soap opera of division within the team and organization to stronghold them for the most money possible. But what Packer lovers are forgetting is nothing has changed dudes. You're going to have the same results for the next 4 years. Have a tremendous season, be the #1 seed in the NFC, and get smoked at home versus a team who on paper shouldn't beat you. That's Rodgers legacy in my eyes. It's all fun and games beating the other 3 inept NFC North teams time and time again, but how many Super Bowls does Rodgers have again?? How many NFC Championships? The answer is 1.

He and Rex Grossman have the same amount of NFC Championships, okay? So put up all the phenomenal numbers you want Rodgers, the fact remains you can't win on the big stage and that's ultimately how you'll be remembered. A great quarterback who was ehhhhh in the playoffs.

And now that he has sucked up all the cap room money the Packers had to spend in free agency, who are they going to bring in to play with him at $15/hour? Are Donald Driver and James Jones making a comeback at age 43? Terrell Owens at age 50? Those are the options you're going to be looking at dudes. So celebrate now and during the regular season Packer lovers because the end is near. Ryan Poles is here to take the North and never give it back and that process begins with Rodgers bankrupting the once proud Packers organization.

Aaron "it's not about the money" Rodgers signs for $200 million dollars. What a stand up guy. May want to use $34.50 of that $200 million to clean up that despicable haircut.

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You kiddin?

-Peanut

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